Golden Mouth

Is silence really golden?

Today, I was going to a public toilet where I saw this long queue of people queueing up for the toilet. I walked in , and saw that 2 of the 4 cubicles have no toilet paper. Without waiting, I walked outside, opened my bloody mouth and asked for toilet paper from the Malay Auntie there, and jumped queue all the way, becoming the first to use the toilet.

Upon finishing my business, I still saw the same old people there, and none of them got toilet paper in their hands, with the fourth cubicle still devoid of people and paper. They say silence is golden.

Yeah, I think the people there will get gold in their pants soon. No wonder people always claim that so many Singaporeans are filthily rich.

Now, i finally understand why.