Saturday, July 26, 2003

BORED

Wah biangz... realli bored now... shall attempt to waste my time typing gibberish on this keyboard.
Hmm... shall make a brave attempt to explain the rationale behind using REFRACTIONS for my title ( obviously there is no rationale... duhz )

Firstly, why refractions and not reflections. Reflections are a 100% image of actual events ( onli enlargement by any scale factor possible ). Obviously, this is not possible, because whatever is written on this blog has undergone some processing by the brain ( and undoubtedly some distortion ), so, refraction is a more accurate term to use than the cliche reflections.

Next, by taking repeated fractions( sort of like GP, refractions... ), a big event can be broken down into many smaller manageable portions, which my blog can comfortably handle. THis represent my way of thinking, to do things from the simplest parts first, and represent the general style of this blog's post

Also, Nemo, as you all know, dwell in the deepest depths of the cold waters. From the surface, you will never be able to see the real Nemo, only refractions. This represent the unfathomable and mysterious me. To view the real me, u will have to brave the chilling waters, and adventure all the way to where I am, otherwise, all you will see are the mere refractions ( like those in the blog )

Lastly, as you all know, refractions in physics, is the bending of light due to a change of velocity of light in another medium. Why is my blog refractions then? Time ( as analagous to light here) is slowed here, as one day onli has 1 or 2 events as onli selected ones are recorded, rest are filtered. It progresses at my preferred pace, totally independent of how quickly the world rotates, how fast gravity causes things to drop ( yesh, I remember 9.81m/s2 ), or how swift days changes to night. In a sense, time is slowed here and deviates as dictated by its clownfish master.

Dun think any of the above make sense. It is just plain trash.

I wonder if our Dear president has a pet rooster. If not, he can seriously considering taking me as his pet.

And I apologise to anyone who has read this silly post for wasting your precious time. You can take my time if you want. I've got plenty now.

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