Wrote this as part of my assignment in NS, as I supposed to come out with posters to paste in the toilets. For your reading pleasure......
The toilet song
Treat the toilet as your house,
Or your pretty beautiful spouse.
Take care not to dirty it,
With your smelly disgusting shit.
Remember to flush the toilet bowl,
Don't choke it with a toilet roll.
Aim properly when you shoot,
Don't dirty the seat with your dirty boot.
It will be the greatest sin,
To turn a urinal into rubbish bin.
Make toilet smell nice sweet like flower,
A pleasant place for people to shower.
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