Children Song

Last year, I heard some kid sing " Hey Come on, Energy zai chi fan " (translation, energy eating rice)
Today, I heard someone sing "(shi jie) mei you 't' hui shi ze me yang" (this is an anti-sars song from 933 DJ, juz in case u all haven't heard it b4)
Either kids have a superb sense of humour or they cant pronounce properly.
Anyway, to the kid out there, I will answer your question now since I have nothing to do.

Qn: What is life without t?

< My friend, Tim suddenly chups in>
Ans:

Im Tim.
Here and there ,
you have met with me.
I tear people's ear,
steal palaces' seal,
train in the rain,
and fart from far.
I flee form a fleet,
and I'll tease with ease,
that Jolin is Sai,
den mate with Mae (Vanessa)
< me interrupted: stop ur crap la, tim, my turn to crap liaoz..haha>

Ans:

Without 't',
the stars will become atypical pneumonia,
all beings will be tall,
a pool cue will become cute,
and the meaning of cant will suffer a 360 degrees change.
All carts will be upgraded to cars,
my MEA report will become dead meat,
a non living stick will get sick,
and the wonderful tits will be reduced to a mere verb.

I'm no making sense? Well, Life's opsy-urvy wihou 'tea',
and I will go hungry and thirsty.
I'm glad this is only an imagination,
or tweety will have to go for incarnation.

Well.... Sorry for so much crap.
Pardon me, everyone.
I'm siao, juz like my idol, Elva.