13 things Ive discovered in a meeting:

1) I can last 8 hours without food or water.
2) When pple cannot finish their jobs, they start blaming each other but gets nothing done anyway.
3) It is actualli fun to just sit at the side n listen to pple arguing, for u are able to detect all the illogical flaws in their statements, n laugh at their stupidity and irrationale
4) Once u try to break up an argument, the arguers will gang up n shut u up.
5) So, it is wiser to shut up in a meeting.
6) For meetings do not resolve problems, instead, they create problems for pple: the more u tok, the more pple are going to suffer. Dats y the pple who executes the job often keep their mouth shut except to throw in some jokes n crap to distract pple from the main meeting.
7) Productivity for toking 8 hours < working alone individually for 1 hour.
8) People do weird things when stressed, some gorge themselves on food, some goes toilet every 20 minutes, others scold n blame their subordinates for everything, some just tok cock n make merry --> though I am not sure whether the last guy is stressed at all.
9) Women tok a lot, mostly without sense, yet expects men to give in to them because they are women; and most men give in to them because they are supposedly gentlemen.
10) If 9 is true of all men, then i am a true bastard, a beast.
11) Pple tok more on small details that have no significant impact on the whole project, yet spend little time on the most important aspects.
12) Pple have a realli short attention span. Productivity decays at an exponential rate with time spent.
13) I realli hate meetings. Especially when no one is as happy go lucky as you. =)