1) I can inform people of lessons 3 hours before the lesson starts. So efficient sia. What, you still using the telephone? This is the era of the electronic media leh. You are supposed to check your email every minute.
2) Consider the fact that big companies also use electronic mail as their primary means of communication and you will see why i am duper.
3) The exam questions are highly interactive - definitely not dead questions. Where else can you find exam answers that can be so debatable?
4) My staff are the best in the world. What, the book says another thing, and the book is from a well-known professor? Oh well, he must be suffering from a momentary fit of insanity. I cannot be wrong.
5) What, my staff do not know their stuff? Aiyar they only testing you onli ma. Independent learning is the in thing leh.
6) I have the best IT system in the world. Where else can you have an electronic system that teaches its students how to be patient and teaches them the use of the reload button? Absolutely nowhere.
7) Languages are my forte. My staff can speak over 1000 languages, all distinctly unique from one another. It is the students fault if they cannot understand such diverse language.
8) I am better than the ivy league. Rejects from me are accepted by the ivy league.
9) I am helping the gahmen stop the brain drain by importing foreign talents leh. Only foreign got talents, local dun have wat. Local talent is an oxymoron. Of cos let the locals go overseas la. Like dat got mixing cultures oso wat. Win win sia.
10) World class school fees can only be charged by world class institutions. Isnt that obvious?
- Words from a school, proclaimed to be great because with an article, it has close association with an anatomy of man.
Indeed.
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